If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[Scde2]

@AgDr_ODST: You can kill me however way you want to if you kill SPCF.

 

[Tharwen]

So... we strap explosives to SPCF, then fire him at the tight-trousered one.

 

[Scde2]

No. I want to see him die.

 

[UnusualStranger]

@Tharwen: Yeah, it really does. And we all do have priorities.
But that actually sounds like a lot of fun.

@AgDr: I wasn't aware that we were supposed to to begin with!

 

[SPCF]

That's cool, take me down with you...

 

[Tharwen]

@SPCF: No, we're just taking you both down. It's got nothing to do with who Scde2's taking down.

 

[AgDr_ODST]

@SPCF: killing two birds with one stone as the saying goes(if the birds are an emo and a nacho loving dragon that is)

 

[SPCF]

HAHA I just read some creepypasta about that

 

[Tharwen]

@AgDR: ...and the stone is a large quantity of military-grade explosives.

 

[Scde2]

Wow, you guys are bringing out the big guns just to kill an emo and a troll.

 

[Tharwen]

@S2: Well since we can't actually kill you (due to the respawners) we might as well make it scary and painful.

Are you ready?

 

[SPCF]

Well, the big guns are for the SPCF troll, all they need for you is to tell you more reasons that life is not worth living.
Ninja. -.-

 

[ShockValue]

I can't let you do that.
*Ejects Thar into space*

 

[UnusualStranger]

Huh. That was somewhat unexpected.
Not sure what to think of that from you Shock.

 

[Tharwen]

*Freezes and explodes at the same time*

 

[ShockValue]

@Stranger: I had to stop him. Only I get to do that!

 

[Scde2]

@Shock: Wait, what?

 

[UnusualStranger]

@Shock: I see. Well, at least you do it just in time. Otherwise, things could have gone down faster than you could have reacted.

 

[Tharwen]

You forget that, while I'm in this thread, I'm a mechanical turret which requires neither heat nor oxygen (ignoring the bullets, which do).

 

[AgDr_ODST]

@Shock:
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we are confused