If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[Scde2]

You get a hug too!

*Hugs AgDr*

 

[ShockValue]

@ODST: Well, he's my nemesis.

@Stranger: I was considering stealing his wallet but decided against it.

 

[UnusualStranger]

Well, you did very good. Truth be told, I am very impressed.
But I won't hug ya or anything. Not sure how you would feel about that and all.

 

[ShockValue]

Too late. *Hugs Stranger*

 

[Scde2]

*Takes screenshot*

 

[ShockValue]

*Shoots Scde2*

 

[UnusualStranger]

*slightly stunned*

Uh........huh. Well then.
Thanks Shock.

 

[ShockValue]

Yeah...that was just a one time thing.

 

[AgDr_ODST]

@shock: can John get a hug?

 

[ShockValue]

Just this once! *hugs*

 

[UnusualStranger]

@Shock: Don't worry, I wasn't expecting you to just be giving them away whenever.
Its just a really nice gesture.

 

[ShockValue]

Every time I hug someone a puppy dies.

 

[UnusualStranger]

So, I take it you have a puppy kicking quota?

 

[Scde2]

He's evil enough.

 

[ShockValue]

No. Although it would work better if every time I hugged someone, Scde died.

 

[UnusualStranger]

Well, unfortunately, that isn't the case. But I'm certain that something equally appealing happens for you. Fate is funny like that.

 

[ShockValue]

I now wonder if I could kill someone with a hug, and by someone I obviously mean Scde. I think I'll stick to the backstabbings.

 

[UnusualStranger]

Well, death by cuteness is possible, so perhaps it is possible with hugs as well!

 

[AgDr_ODST]

@shock: death by hug might actually be possible if your isanely strong and can hug him so tightly that a rib breaks and pierces his heart

 

[Scde2]

*Tries to hug Shock to death*

Ima not strong enough.