If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[ShockValue]

...
*Throws SPCF out the window*

 

[AgDr_ODST]

@Shock: excellent throw

 

[SPCF]

Pfft y'all just wanted to see the junk in mah trunk.

 

[AgDr_ODST]

*readies pistol* so much as start to show it to us and I'll shoot it till nothings left

 

[capin Rob]

*Climbs in widow* Whats good dudes!

 

[SPCF]

Ohhhh, so you wanna see what's in front of mah junk?
Nah, you're not rich enough for that.

 

[Scde2]

@Rob: I'll get you whatever you want if you get rid of SPCF.

 

[SPCF]

Wow... so unwelcome

 

[AgDr_ODST]

@scde: I'll get rid of him for the half of what your ready to offer Rob

 

[Scde2]

@AgDr: Deal!

 

[SPCF]

Pfft Ima leave, you guys aren't being cool atm.
I'll write another bedtime story when I get to it :/

 

[ShockValue]

@Scde: I thought you were leaving...

 

[Tharwen]

@Shock: Evidently. There's no-one here now.

 

[Steppin Razor]

@Tharwen: Muahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Suffer in solitude pitiful mortal!

........aaah! I ruined your aloneness by coming along. Damn you!

 

[Tharwen]

You bastard!

You cruel, heartless bastard!

 

[Steppin Razor]

What of it?

*starts playing BrokeNCYDE*
How's that for a little bit of soul-crushing torment to go with your aloneness?

 

[Tharwen]

That's torment?

You're obviously new to this 'cruelty' thing.

This is torment:

Spoiler

 

[ShockValue]

...Guess I'm going to have to eject you into space again.

 

[Scde2]

The one thing worse then BrokenCYDE.

 

[ShockValue]

*Ejects Scde2 into space*