If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[Scde2]

Stop that!

 

[Steppin Razor]

Aaahh! He's come back from the dead!

*pulls out shotgun*
Die zombie, die!

 

[Scde2]

Wait! I'm not a zombie!

 

[Dr.Susse]

*Unveils a plate of brains.*
Then you won't want this then.

 

[Steppin Razor]

@Doc: I see you've been taking ninja lessons.

That's what a zombie would say!

Slightly related:

Spoiler

 

[Dr.Susse]

Ahh youtube!

 

[not_the_dm]

How glorius it is!

And really irritating...

 

[Steppin Razor]

*lights not_the_dm on fire*
No criticism of Youtube!

 

[not_the_dm]

Spoiler: Hmf...

 

[Steppin Razor]

Ehehehe, that was fairly amusing.

 

[not_the_dm]

I thought it fitting.

 

[Dr.Susse]

@Dm: I AM THE GOD OF HELLFIRE!

Ah I love that song.

 

[Fallen-Angel Risen-Demon]

Squee mode activate!
Squee! Squee! Squee! Squee! Squee! Squee! Squee!
SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
[sub]squee[/sub]

 

[Steppin Razor]

SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! ???
Pfft, that's nothing. Feel the might of the:

Bolded SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

 

[Fallen-Angel Risen-Demon]

Take this!
[HEADING=1]SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE [/HEADING]

 

[Steppin Razor]

>.>

*picks up beer bottle and glasses you in the face*

 

[Fallen-Angel Risen-Demon]

You don't want to hurt chibi Axel, do you? T_T

 

[Steppin Razor]

I don't even know who the hell Axel is, but I'm pretty sure I'd enjoy glassing them. And being chibi just makes them more fun to hurt.

 

[Fallen-Angel Risen-Demon]

Get off the escapist, buy Kingdom hearts 2, find out who Axel is, be happy, ???, PROFIT!!!
Got it memorized?

 

[Steppin Razor]

Oh, so that's what he's off.
Eh, I already own Kingdom Hearts 1 & 2. I just have a really large stack of games to finish off first.