If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[not_the_dm]

There's a new guy who didn't read the earlier posts!

First post!

*Clears throat* Greetings to the Escapist friend! The rules are simple. Read the Bananahammer and you thread in off-topic and obey, don't annoy the mods, don't piss off the red guard, don't go in the basement.

 

[Stone Wera]

"I've got to stop drinking..."
Let's get back on track.

 

[Fallen-Angel Risen-Demon]

CHibi snuggle time

*Snuggles BoosterGold*
SQUEE!

 

[not_the_dm]

No, I flatly refuse. This is not an on-topic thread...

 

[ShockValue]

*Destroys rails* These shouldn't be here.

 

[not_the_dm]

Thank you. Some people don't understand the effort we put into derailing a tread so much.

 

[Dr.Susse]

I understand too well.

 

[squidbuddy99]

So, when do I get to meet your pare-OH JESUS!

Or are we not doing this anymore?

 

[Scde2]

Is this on-topic I see?

 

[ShockValue]

I thought I destroyed the rails.

 

[Scde2]

This is the thread

 

[ShockValue]

Hehe, looking forward to reading what Doc has written about this thread.

 

[Scde2]

Who should we get to direct the movie?

 

[ShockValue]

You. I'm sure you could do a good job, hehe.

 

[Scde2]

I'll hire Uwe Boll and Michael Bey!

 

[ShockValue]

You monster!

 

[Steppin Razor]

With Baysplosions and Boll's directorial skills, how could it not be good?

 

[Fallen-Angel Risen-Demon]

I nominate Seth Green! I want teh comedy!

 

[UnusualStranger]

Perhaps we need to create a new director to make this epic film.

 

[Steppin Razor]

And have Rosie star in.

.....
Ahhh! My mind, it burns!