If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[Blue Musician]

Stop crying and start defending!

 

[Roxas1359]

Well being a Skeleton I can't supply blood to the Blood God.
Also, you might need help...*puts Alpha in a straight-jacket*
*hears shock say Skulls for the Skull throne and I suddenly disappear*

 

[Blue Musician]

How may I help then?

 

[Roxas1359]

Hm...you can get me things on this list.*gives Khaiseri a list of supplies*

 

[Steppin Razor]

NO! Don't put me back in the straight-jacket! Don't send me back to the padded room with the men in the white lab coats! I'll be good, I promise! I don't want anymore electro-shock treatment!

Damn you Maxieon! DAMN YOOOOUUUUUU!!!!

 

[Blue Musician]

*Goes to the nearest black market*
Be sure to tie Alpha please. I do not want him escape.

 

[Roxas1359]

Hey I have many of them!
Coming from an Asylum where they never were used helps. Now suck it up! Also, don't talk bad about the padded room, I love it in there!
Have fun!

 

[Blue Musician]

My brother works in there too! Just be sure to not anger him.

 

[Roxas1359]

Um...what does he take for payments?

 

[ShockValue]

*Frees Alpha*

 

[Roxas1359]

Why Shock!?!? Why?

 

[Blue Musician]

That's actually his vacation job...

*Fires a tranquilizer to Alpha*

 

[Steppin Razor]

*dodges tranquiliser dart before cutting Maxieon's head off and offering it up to Khorne*

 

[Blue Musician]

*shoots a tranquilizer rocket to Alpha, hitting him and knock him out for two hours*

Can you still speak Maxi?

 

[Roxas1359]

*skull jump out of Alpha's hands and jumps back onto body*
You fool, I can reform and reattach my bones with ease!*puts Alpha back into straight-jacket and brings in the men in lab coats*

 

[Steppin Razor]

Pffft, tranquilisers won't keep me down.
*summons Bloodthirster*
Kill the evil ones in the labcoats!

 

[UnusualStranger]

Hmmm.....What a damned mess.
*Gets to work cleaning things up*
Hummm...

 

[Blue Musician]

There was a mess?

 

[Roxas1359]

Sorry Unusual...*grabs mop and starts cleaning*

 

[UnusualStranger]

Well, between the firing of rockets, and the struggles, and the summoning, you are damned right there was a mess.

Thanks Max!