If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[Roxas1359]

In my defense I really make too much of a mess.*goes back to cleaning*

 

[UnusualStranger]

Well, I still appreciate the help....and might have something properly prepared for you.
*continues to clean up a little*

Now, my repair bots just need to do their work.

 

[Steppin Razor]

*strokes imaginary goatee*
My plan is complete. Clean like the filthy peasant you are!

 

[Roxas1359]

*gives mop to Alpha*
You clean too! You made the most mess.*my mess is already cleaned up*

 

[ShockValue]

Don't you have robots for this?

 

[Roxas1359]

Alpha must learn to clean up his messes!
Or will I have to resort to surgery?

 

[Steppin Razor]

Surgery? Surgery to do what?
*throws mob straight through Maxieon's eyesocket*

 

[UnusualStranger]

Well, Shock, I do, but I decided to give them a break.
That, and I think people should learn a little about cleaning.

 

[Roxas1359]

*surgically attaches mop to Alpha's right hand and a broom to his left hand*
Now I must get going to bed so I'll leave you with a song that I like.

Spoiler

 

[ShockValue]

Do you still have that time machine?

 

[Steppin Razor]

*starts beating Maxieon to death with my mop and broom hands*

 

[UnusualStranger]

I do Shock....Have something particularly planned?

And Alpha...he's already gone.

 

[ShockValue]

Of course not. Its not like I planned on over running the place with dinosaurs that I brought back or something.

 

[UnusualStranger]

Of course not. We remember what happened last time that happened! And we still have a ways to go to the new planet....
So....yeah.

 

[Roxas1359]

*reappears really quick*
Hello Furb.
Alpha, good. Release your anger against the air.*disappears again*

 

[Steppin Razor]

@Stranger: He ran away after turning me into a freakshow just so I couldn't get revenge. Coward!
I swear eternal vengeance upon him for this afront!

 

[ShockValue]

@Stranger: Just for future reference though, where is it situated?

 

[Roxas1359]

*shoots off Alpha's head*
Name calling gets you nowhere Alpha.
Now I must go to sleep.

 

[UnusualStranger]

@Alpha: Well, he appears to mock you, then leaves again. Seems you have a tricky opponent on your hands.

@Shock: For future reference? Well, I would normally keep it safely stashed in the time vault behind the iris. Keep it code locked and all that now, just in case.