If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

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AwesomeExpress

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Ooo! Can I wake up to your name AND your avatar... unless your avatar is a guy... if that's the case then just leave the waffles and bacon and the eye patch.
 

AwesomeExpress

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Don't be like that, sweet cheecks! Now go and make me some breakfast! And don't forget the freshly squeezed lemonade.
 

WafflesandBacon

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*Ties string on the pin of grenade*
*Shoves grenade down AE's throat*
*Pulls on string*
You have a couple minutes to live. Have fun.
 

i don't know

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Why in the world would I wake up near some kid with cat ears wearing a Hitler youth uniform!? What is happening to my world?! *Pulls trigger near head*
 

Steppin Razor

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This place thrives in its off topic status. That, and people that go on topic have bad things happen to them. Like getting set on fire. Or nuked. Or ignored completely.
 

Steppin Razor

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*accepts hug*

Nah, I'm fine. I was thinking about the worst things that could happen to someone in this thread, and while getting nuked or set on fire is pretty bad, being completely ignored would be worse. It'd be like being that fat cousin that no one in the family talks about or mentions.
 

Steppin Razor

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@Maxieon: As in, you're the person the family doesn't like talking about?
[sup]I'm tired and keeping myself awake with energy drinks here, so I'm a little slow today[/sup]
 

Roxas1359

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@Alpha: Well my family is very large. I'm not the one that isn't mentioned though. I'm just the one whose name, birthday, and age are forgotten quite often.
[sub]If you're tired you should sleep. Sleep is good for you.[/sub]
 

Steppin Razor

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@Maxieon: Yeah, sleep is good. It's just after lunch and I'm at work for another 4 hours though, so sleep is a while off yet.

As for the family, ouch, that sucks man. I suppose I'm pretty lucky in that respect, what with a fairly large family on my mothers side, but most of them are close enough that they remember all the names and birthdays and ring up if they've forgotten the exact date. That and I have to thank the doctor who decided he didn't want to work on Christmas and had me delivered early. Fuck being born on Christmas.
 

Roxas1359

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@Alpha: I was born on Tax Day.
I have an extremely large family on my mother's side as well and we don't even know all of them. My mom doesn't even know half of them. Then on my dad's side it branches off a bunch, but I'm on the main family line and luckily my dad's is recorded to as far back as we could get.
 

Steppin Razor

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@Maxieon: Ah, I see...
Sort of. Not really.
*googles tax day*
Now I see.

Heh, born on the last day before the Government puts on their rape faces to get tax evaders, eh.