If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[IRaithI]

"Oh my god who the hell are you!? Nice hat."

 

[Queen Michael]

"On the minus side, I just lost my virginity to a whatsit. On the plus side, it's Friday!"

 

[Steppin Razor]

*lights Queen Michael on fire*
Putting us back on topic is bad. Very bad.

 

[Queen Michael]

*runs around screaming*
AAAAAAAGH! I'm sooooorrrrrrry! I'l never dooo it agaaaaaaaaain! The paaaaaaiiiiiin!

 

[Steppin Razor]

Good.
*throws petrol over Queen Michael*

 

[Queen Michael]

*jumps into the sea attempting to quench the flames*

 

[Steppin Razor]

*strokes imaginary evil villain goatee*
Hmmm...

*throws sharks with fricking laser beams on their heads into the sea with Queen Michael*

 

[Queen Michael]

*sees sharks* It's on!

 

[Cinnamonfloss]

Hey guys whats up OH MY GOD WHATISGOINGON?




No welcome cookies?

 

[Steppin Razor]

*equips sharks with battle armour and gatling lasers*
Have fun with that.

*stabs Cinnamonfloss
NO COOKIES FOR YOU!

 

[Queen Michael]

*feels the pain of shark jaws and gatling lasers*

 

[UnusualStranger]

Well....looks like people are still experimenting on the newcomers as they show up....Excellent!

 

[Cinnamonfloss]

OHGOD
IS THAT BLOOD?!
AHHH! I SEE THE LIGHT...
loljk I used a barbie plaster
And also, im not a newcomer/noob >>;;

 

[Scde2]

Yay! At least that it isn't me.

 

[UnusualStranger]

Well, you are relatively new here Cinnamon.

And yep, Scde2, not you this time...but I bet someone will do something now.

 

[Scde2]

Now?

 

[ShockValue]

*Stabs Scde2*

Yeah.

 

[Scde2]

But y?

 

[FrankatronX]

*Ignore Scde2's corpse*

"Ready for round two?"

 

[Zirat]

Round one is finished?