If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[WafflesandBacon]

*Watches everyone while sipping coffee*

 

[Sliverwings]

*Takes a bite from a muffin*

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

What is happening here?

 

[Scde2]

*Offers donuts to everyone*

 

[UnusualStranger]

*Happily accepts donut*
Delicious.

 

[Sliverwings]

*Takes donut*
Why thank you, would you like a pear?

 

[Scde2]

...
If it's the pear I'm thinking of, no.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

*Noms donut*

 

[UnusualStranger]

This was a superior idea. Donuts and all.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

How come I got no doughnuts?

 

[WafflesandBacon]

Quite....*Sips coffee*

@Xpwn Because you suck......I keed1 I stole it from you while you weren't looking.
*Throws donut at*

 

[Cinnamonfloss]

Tea, anyone?

 

[UnusualStranger]

I'll take some tea, thank you.

 

[Cinnamonfloss]

*pours some tea*
I say, anyone up for some biscuits?

 

[WafflesandBacon]

Biscuits please.

 

[UnusualStranger]

I don't need any biscuits, thanks for offering.

 

[Sliverwings]

No thanks on the biscuit, I have blueberry muffin and glazed donuts.

 

[ShockValue]

There's not enough mayhem in here.

 

[Sliverwings]

You are right!
*stabs Stranger*

 

[WafflesandBacon]

*Nukes random city*