If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[UnusualStranger]

I can imagine, since your stomach does not like stretching that much.
Though, the body is very odd in how picky it is.

 

[Roxas1359]

The body just hates me.

 

[UnusualStranger]

Sounds annoying. Did you try threatening it?

 

[Roxas1359]

I have. My stomach would growl back at me sometimes to which I proceeded to tell it to shut up. But it decided to growl louder after that!

 

[UnusualStranger]

Hmm.....Did you try to do something new? Perhaps the threats are not creative enough. You should try something a bit more different.

 

[Roxas1359]

But my creativity goes into other things. Plus I'm a pacifist so threatening isn't my thing.

 

[UnusualStranger]

Ah, I see. Perhaps you should see someone about getting some good advice on threatening or something. I'm certain you could find someone easily enough.

 

[Roxas1359]

Time to ask my sister for help then.

 

[UnusualStranger]

Hehe...Oddly enough, that makes sense to me.

 

[Roxas1359]

My sister and I are exact opposites.

 

[Sn1P3r M98]

I eat about 2 meals a day. Breakfast isn't my thing.

 

[UnusualStranger]

I hear that a lot! Why does everyone dislike breakfast?

 

[Roxas1359]

I love Breakfast!

 

[UnusualStranger]

I know! Breakfast is awesome, though, I find it interesting you two being brother and sister are complete opposites.

 

[Sn1P3r M98]

How much of an age difference is there between you and your sister?

 

[Dr.Susse]

Using my fake psycic abilty I'll say three years.

I HAVE SPOKEN!

 

[UnusualStranger]

But it was not in the form of a pun!

 

[Dr.Susse]

Dang I'm having a pun block!

 

[UnusualStranger]

You? Having pun block?
This sounds nearly impossible!
Perhaps some action could be take to possibly fix this most grievous occasion!

 

[Tharwen]

@Stranger: We just need to use loads of different words around him. Eventually he'll pick up on one of them.