If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[SpaceSpork]

I'd say "Oh fuck, do you wanna suck my blood?"

 

[Smagmuck_]

No, becuase your made of corn...

 

[SeanTheSheep]

I don't think you got my meaning, I meant as a message to all vampires, "Don't be freaking d-bags written by a thirteen year old, it's just stupid"

 

[Pimppeter2]

We had the sex?

 

[SeanTheSheep]

I dunno, I was too drunk to remember anything from last night.

 

[Smagmuck_]

I don't think you got my meaning, I meant as a message to all vampires, "Don't be freaking d-bags written by a thirteen year old, it's just stupid"

Oh, well I only go with women my age or slightly older. Their blood isn't as aged nor too new.

 

[Lambi]

I throw you out my window.

 

[Smagmuck_]

Why all the hate?

 

[Lambi]

I don't sleep with vampires.

 

[SeanTheSheep]

Not sure, I'm in a hating mood.
That and I got the vibes that people didn't want their blood to be drunk, which made me sort of think rape.

 

[SpaceSpork]

I would say "D'awwww! Wait, did we . . . do anything?"

 

[Pimppeter2]

I would part like its 4195

 

[IanBrazen]

I would part like its 4195

I would be very disgusted and satisfied.

 

[Irridium]

I would first feel joy at sleeping with Snake.

Then sadness when I find out your not the real Snake...

 

[Smagmuck_]

I'm so confused...

 

[Lambi]

I'm not. *Stakes Smagmuck's heart with a wooden stake*

 

[Vrex360]

Once again I pray for you to tell me that you are past the age of consent, because I can't tell

 

[Smagmuck_]

Me either...

 

[Irridium]

No wonder I have bite marks on my neck...

 

[IanBrazen]

I would stop drinking