If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[Smagmuck_]

Those wern't me.

 

[Pimppeter2]

I would eat a camel.

 

[AgDr_ODST]

I'd slap ya for staring

 

[A random person]

I'd also stare to get slapped.

 

[AgDr_ODST]

*slap* followed by a sexy spanking

 

[Irridium]

Well hello sexy!

 

[IanBrazen]

I would wonder how I got into this situation again

 

[IanBrazen]

I would get my sandwich back, one way or another

 

[IanBrazen]

I would make up and confess my undieing love.

 

[SeanTheSheep]

Why hello...

 

[IanBrazen]

I would say hello back

 

[SeanTheSheep]

So um, do you remember much of last night?

 

[AgDr_ODST]

I would take your eyepatch and run

 

[IanBrazen]

So um, do you remember much of last night?

...yeah...I think im gonna go.
um thanks though.

I would take your eyepatch and run

My EYE...
is actually ok.

 

[AgDr_ODST]

Scream "OMG its snake" then faint

 

[IanBrazen]

turn over and actually be not frightened of what i see...for once.
Then quietly walk out.

 

[SeanTheSheep]

Look up, say "Mnyeh" and snuggle closer