If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[ShockValue]

@Alpha: Yes, that is much better.

 

[Steppin Razor]

@Max: Later then.

@Shock: Alright then.

 

[ShockValue]

*Cocks shotgun*
No, that is not alright.

 

[Steppin Razor]

What? Future me saved you from being thrown out the window by past me. How is that not alright?

 

[ShockValue]

The past version of you is a meany.

 

[Steppin Razor]

The future version just hides the meanness to strike when you drop your guard.

>.>
Yes, he is a mean one isn't he.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Forget the future! it hasn?t happened yet oh wait it did.

 

[Steppin Razor]

Back to the Future!

 

[Dr.Susse]

Marty! Your kids in the future are in trouble again!

 

[Steppin Razor]

Ehehe, poor Marty and his stupid kids.

 

[Dr.Susse]

If you need to travel to the future to help your children you should probably have second thoughts about having them in the first place.

I know I would.

 

[Steppin Razor]

Damned right. He needs to abort them, from time!

 

[Dr.Susse]

A time castration if you will.

 

[Steppin Razor]

Aussie humour time.

Spoiler

 

[Dr.Susse]

 

[Sn1P3r M98]

Well, now I've done it.

My soul is officially sold to minecraft.

 

[Tharwen]

@Sn1P3r: You're not the only one. Have you been on the Escapist server?

@Alpha and Doc: Stop that! It's silly!

 

[Sn1P3r M98]

@Tharwen: I haven't yet. I'm glued to single player at the moment.

 

[Roxas1359]

@M98: Selling your soul to a game; how silly.*soul is sold to Escapist*

 

[Dr.Susse]

@Sn1P3r: I've only got to play it for an hour but why does it call my name?