If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[Nukey]

I would be so happy.

 

[Sevre]

So that's what it's like to have sex with your clone.

 

[Fire Daemon]

Mmmmm... breakfast is served.

And then I might eat you.

 

[Rooster893]

OMG UH FIRE BREATHIN DRAGON

 

[Katherine Kerensky]

Why is it snowing in here?

 

[Neosage]

Ready for round 2 you wide eyed saucy little thing?

 

[Birras]

Stylin' hat, it goes with the eternal blizzard raging around you.

 

[Katherine Kerensky]

I... uh... what ARE you? what happened? Where am I?

 

[wooty]

Be thankful that it was at least a humanoid, and female

 

[WafflesandBacon]

I'd kick you in the balls and say "Stop being emo...and small"

 

[Neosage]

Mmm non-human, exquisite.

 

[Katherine Kerensky]

What foul magics have you used on me?
And why is it snowing in here again?

 

[BaldursBananaSoap]

I'd roll over and say "NOT AGAIN" before running out of the door while putting my clothes on. And thus, my beautiful son will be born............and sent to and orphanage.

 

[Rooster893]

Hey Naked Snake!

 

[Sevre]

Did you grow that moustache overnight?.....oh boy...

 

[DuplicateValue]

I'd probably throw up. He ain't all that pretty.

I'd wonder why there was a ninja in my bed.

 

[Katherine Kerensky]

Errr... umm.... Hi? Why are you in my bed?
Where is my bed?

 

[Katherine Kerensky]

Is that a Koala on your shoulder?
Wait, you're a machine! I don't know if I should be happy or afraid!

 

[WeedWorm]

Awwh, hell. Not again.