If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[Psiboom]

Oh, god! Run for your lives!

 

[Rooster893]

LMAO

 

[War Penguin]

Santa, are you going to shoot me? I know last night was awkward but...

 

[Sevre]

I'm not sure what we did last night but I just want to say that I'm completely ok with this.

 

[Guitar Gamer]

I would beg to not have to sit in the comfy chair!!!

 

[[Kira Must Die]]

I'd wonder what I did last night, and then I'd eat him.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"Freaky night"

 

[doopdoopdoopdoop]

doop doop doop doop doop

 

[Sevre]

I...err..whatever you are...I love you.

 

[Katherine Kerensky]

is that facial hair real, or drawn on?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I would be horrified. But then I'd say "oh well, I assume our avatars did oddness. Wait..." followed by my head exploding in confusion.
Edit:

Feth.

Gaunt's Ghosts fan? I use that word sometimes...

 

[Guitar Gamer]

I'd wonder what team you were on

but red and green would look like Christmas so I'd I giggle

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I'd be quite dead, judging that I'm (well, my avatar, and I'm playing it as my avatar doing the waking up, not me, for I live in a titanium cylinder) a short porcelain doll and its... well... Heavy. I'd also wonder how what happened would even be possible.

 

[Katherine Kerensky]

I'd... actually, I don't know. At least I wouldn't be getting shot at.

I live in a titanium cylinder

Shell person? and yes, I suppose I'm a Ghosts fan. Feth lets me cuss nicely, when not many know the meaning

 

[Guitar Gamer]

I'd laugh as well

laugh and laugh then check myself into a clinic

 

[Guitar Gamer]

if he was back from the water temple there would be hell to pay

 

[doopdoopdoopdoop]

doop doop doop doop doop

 

[Useful Dave]

Wait, why is there a blob in a Christmas hat?

Blobs wear berets.