If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[Karlaxx]

I shall not fear the Red Menace! *Nukes hat*

 

[Smagmuck_]

What the-

 

[Karlaxx]

Hope you didn't break any teeth.

 

[Smagmuck_]

Oh, wait, what, Link?

 

[Balaxe]

Wait your not the queen!
Fuck, i'm so demoted.

 

[Xero Scythe]

Oh dear God, what did I do to deserve this?
Gun moves to head.
bang.
Balaxe falls down dead.
*Shrug* I never said it was my head.

 

[Smagmuck_]

Oh, god. How drunk was I?

 

[Guitar Gamer]

wow I have really got to cut the Vodka when I go on Transylvania websites

 

[Katherine Kerensky]

I've really got to stop the killing sprees if they always end like this...

 

[Smagmuck_]

Hey, hey, hey!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I would be quite confused, then mention that I've been looking forward to watching Higurashi.
I'd backhand him for being a ninja.

 

[Pimppeter2]

I would be like, at least its a woman

 

[Katherine Kerensky]

I'd comfort you for getting Ninja'd.
I dunno. maybe your avatar is cute. I cannot tell right now.

I would also backhand you for Ninja'ing me. And then I'd probably run, seeing as death can't stop you.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I would be quite confused, then mention that I've been looking forward to watching Higurashi.

 

[Captain Pancake]

I would wonder why you were so formally dressed whilst in bed. I mean seriously, put on some jammies, woman!

 

[Pimppeter2]

I'd be like, I gotta stop snorting coke.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I would levitate over the flames, the fly out your window.
I'd be thankful that I'm magical and thus was not crushed by the fat man.

 

[Xero Scythe]

DAMMIT! GOT NINJA'D!

gun time.
bang.