If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[Balaxe]

I'm gonna take my Assult Derick and invade your Hollows.

 

[Guitar Gamer]

you might want to check into a clinic

 

[Smagmuck_]

Not again!

 

[Guitar Gamer]

actually I might too

 

[Randoms]

you screamed like a pig.
{i had a good one for Xandus} it would be "ew your sticky"

 

[TheSentinel]

Kirby ate a Heavy? How is that physically possible?

 

[Balaxe]

Is this a bad time to tell you I have Kryll?

 

[Smagmuck_]

AHHH!

 

[Fraught]

You're not going to...murder me, are you?

 

[Smagmuck_]

Oh, my, god. I fucked a mudkip...

 

[TheSentinel]

I need to stop drinking so heavily...

 

[wkim564]

Ask if he wanted to suck my blood

 

[Smagmuck_]

Not again!

 

[Pegghead]

A communist mudkip eh? Not only would it probably be extremely un-ethical (What with being an animal) but in the snow and with a communist. It could be a very efficient time though.