If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[Irridium]

Such an innocent look on your face...

Don't pretend you don't remember last night, you are most definatly not innocent.

 

[Lambi]

It's not an innocent look.
On the inside she's laughing at and finds the size of your 'package' cute.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

D'aww. Could I say no to you?

 

[Pimppeter2]

Yes

 

[Kud]

Why are you in my bed...? and why do you have a sign next to you that says "Pimpin ain't easy'?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Why the confused look? You don't remember last night? I think that's impossible.

 

[Sassafrass]

I cannot forget last night at all.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

...Why would you want to? *snuggle*

 

[Kud]

*Shaking* The things.... I saw last night.... *twitch* t-they weren't human...

 

[Sassafrass]

Uhh...not sure whether to run or turn myself over to the police here.

 

[Sassafrass]

Now, why would I punch that face?

 

[Vrex360]

.... if you tell anyone about this I'll have the entire Covenant armada descend upon you.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

...Okay. We had some fun didn't we? Put down the weapon and I'll leave.

 

[Sassafrass]

No I wouldn't punch you. I'm not a bastard.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

...Not even in a fit of passion?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

You would know...*wink*...