If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[Zedzero]

Well you're gunna have to wear an eye patch for a week.

 

[Berethond]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I'll be useless then.

 

[Zedzero]

Should have invested in two eyes...

 

[Berethond]

Yeah, well you should... go away and leave me alone with my eye.

 

[AgDr_ODST]

did I spin your eye right round?

 

[Vrex360]

EEEEK AN ODST!!!!!!

*Fires a shot of plasma right into you, splattering your remains all over the place then pauses*

.... oh, that was just the username.... woops.

 

[Kud]

*starts eating the remains* DON'T JUDGE ME! *continues eating*

 

[Cherry Cola]

You might just be the first girl I wake up besides here.

Because you are a girl, right?

And stop eating me! I'm not butterfly food!

 

[Cherry Cola]

I can safely say that the "Easy" in your name is well-deserved.

 

[KitsunetheFox]

SMITE EVIL!

 

[BENZOOKA]

In what universe was I again?

 

[TimeLord]

Is stab my Sonic Screwdriver through your visor then run away

 

[Katherine Kerensky]

Ah. The Doctor.
Actually, you could help me.
care to give me a lift back to Japan, June 1983?

 

[General Ken8]

I'd say "watch where you point that! It could blow at any moment!"

 

[SpaceSpork]

Oh, fuck me, Big Daddy, fuck me . . .
(Oh come on, you knew someone had to do it.)

 

[NuclearPenguin]

I would give it chocolate.

 

[Sevre]

What...are you? What was I on?!