If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[DuplicateValue]

I'd get out of there before the police turn up and arrest me for pedophilia. xD

 

[WafflesandBacon]

IM NOT GAY IM NOT GAY IM NOT GAY IM NOT GAY IM NOT GAY IM NOT GAY IM NOT GAY IM NOT GAY IM NOT GAY IM NOT GAY IM NOT GAY IM NOT GAY IM NOT GAY IM NOT GAY IM NOT GAY IM NOT GAY IM NOT GAY IM NOT GAY IM NOT GAY IM NOT GAY IM NOT GAY!!!!

 

[Smagmuck_]

YOU ARE TOO! AAAGGGHHH! *Runs away*

 

[DuplicateValue]

But you have no body........how did we...?

 

[Disaster Button]

I could've sworn you had a body when we.. you know.
damn ninjas

How is your hair still perfect after that?

 

[DuplicateValue]

Oh dear God I broke your face!
[sub]I'm just that good. [/sub]

 

[Smagmuck_]

OH, GOD!

 

[Katherine Kerensky]

Think how I feel! I have an awesome vampire face in my bed!
Nooooooo!
Haaauuuuuu~

 

[AgDr_ODST]

would ya look at that the crazy woman is back? I knew you'd miss me

 

[DuplicateValue]

Er.........I don't think I'd mind.

 

[Katherine Kerensky]

Your face seems familiar... Have I seen you somewhere before?
Also, what anime would that be? It does seem familiar...

 

[Smagmuck_]

Oh, god! you took my body!

 

[WafflesandBacon]

Oh dear god he's smiling...

 

[AgDr_ODST]

that guys got a wind tunnel in his hand Im scared

 

[Zedzero]

That was damn good!

 

[Smagmuck_]

Me too.

 

[SpaceSpork]

Me: "Wait, if you're only a head, how'd w-
You: "Dude, that "I'm a head, how'd we fuck?" joke is way overdone."
Me: "Oh. Well, then, are you from Dracula or Twilight? If you're from Dracula, you can st-"
You: "No, that one's overdone too."
Me: "Damn! Well, that's all I got."
You: "Nah, it's okay dude." *sucks my blood*
Me: "Oh, thanks! [small]Fucking vampires . . .[/small]

 

[Smagmuck_]

Oh, god, too much corn!

 

[Zedzero]

So what else can that tounge do?

 

[Sassafrass]

If you are Ashley Greene in disguise, then fuck yeah!