If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[AgDr_ODST]

no chocolate for you, you fell apart to easily

 

[megamanenm]

I can't believe it's a human...

 

[Sassafrass]

Why, hello thar...

 

[AgDr_ODST]

agressive one aren't ya? well I can play that game too. Pulls out a whip and a gag

 

[megamanenm]

You'd think he'd learn to dodge it by now...

EDIT: My first ninja...

Oh it's you again, how many times are we gonna do this?

 

[Vrex360]

"Great.... now I'm officially a guy with a human fetish."

 

[megamanenm]

Just... What are you?

 

[fanklok]

we didn't do it did we?

 

[Vrex360]

"Please... WE didn't do it, did we?"

 

[Sassafrass]

"...There are female Elites, right?"

[sup]Are there?[/sup]

 

[AgDr_ODST]

yes but Im not one of them. Im something even better

 

[Kud]

Well, better or worse, im to busy to sex you.

*continues writing in book*

 

[Sassafrass]

...Is that a good or bad thing?

 

[AgDr_ODST]

for you ^ its all good.

 

[Sassafrass]

Fuck...yeah.

 

[AgDr_ODST]

*snaps fingers and appears in lingerie* Im ready for my *physical* Doctor

 

[Spartan Bannana]

"Woah! You musta been REAAALY drunk!"

 

[[Kira Must Die]]

Ah, shit...why does this always happen?

 

[Deathsane]

I didnt do to bad for being wasted and all

 

[Cherry Cola]

Sadly, however, I did.