If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[VaudevillianVeteran]

You really know how to move...

 

[Cherry Cola]

FINALLY! I've been stalking you like crazy waiting for this moment

 

[molester jester]

Hey dude. brief nod before i walk off

 

[AgDr_ODST]

a guy thats literally two faced, just turn out to be a jerk and i'll be able to laugh while I say it. for once

 

[Cherry Cola]

Let me show you what I call.. "The spocker"

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

The spocker...?

 

[Cherry Cola]

Live long and prosper, my little sex-toy

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

...What a way to end a night~

 

[Cherry Cola]

And now I have cramp in my hand.

totally worth it though

 

[AgDr_ODST]

thats how I wanna end my night

 

[Sevre]

And you're how I want to start it.

 

[Sassafrass]

And this is how I wanted to start my afternoon.

 

[Sevre]

Can we have dinner first?

 

[Sassafrass]

Maybe...maybe not.
Depends on what it is.

 

[Kud]

*Walks into the room* Hey guys. *see's the threesome* AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! *Head explodes*

 

[RanD00M]

Where the hell is his head?

 

[DuplicateValue]

OH DEAR GOD WHAT ARE YOU!?

*cough* I mean, it's not you, it's me...

 

[Irridium]

If I try really hard, I can pretend your a woman.