If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[SpaceSpork]

Ow! What the hell, dude?!?

 

[AgDr_ODST]

so this is how you did bondage in ancient egypt

 

[A random person]

How about we try some ancient Japanese bondage?

 

[WafflesandBacon]

How about regular old sex?

 

[SpaceSpork]

Whoa, dude, get that fucking hand out of my face! Seriously.

 

[Lullabye]

.....is that a vagina head?

 

[A random person]

Is that a hot goth dude?

 

[Crowghast]

I've always wanted a friend with a dead look in her eyes.

 

[Zedzero]

Throw that cake slice over here.

 

[Pimppeter2]

I would OBEY.

 

[AgDr_ODST]

How about we try some ancient Japanese bondage?

Count me in. Just tell me how it works, and what we'll need

 

[Kud]

You will need ropes. And lots of them.

[sup]And maybe some tentacles...[/sup]

 

[Lambi]

Stop writing in my notebook!

 

[AgDr_ODST]

I still think Im going to jail for this

 

[SpaceSpork]

You're way more normal than most of the people I wake up with.

 

[Kud]

Sorry, I don't have any chocolate on me...

 

[AgDr_ODST]

keep your mitts off my journal

 

[Zedzero]

I guess this what happens if I don't drink

 

[DuplicateValue]

My standards have gone way downhill, apparently...

 

[SpaceSpork]

Still more normal than that one body-less vampire guy I woke up with.