If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

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I suppose it could be worse.... unless.... does 'ODST' in your name literally translate to 'Orbital Drop Shock Trooper?'
Because if so we've got a problem
 

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I'm very unhappy about this.
[sup]Mmmm...Sarah Chalke. The hottest actress on Scrubs.[/sup]
 

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I'd ask if you were the legal age.

[sup]Fuck it, I'd do all of them, including the men. But not Kelso and Ted. Eww...[/sup]
 

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The anger-filled muscle-slut, JK93.

Boner? Check!

[sup]Yeah. I'm basically The Todd.[/sup]