If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[AgDr_ODST]

Obvious proof that Batman is gay right here ^.

 

[Lullabye]

hmmmm, beside A real good looking woman? impossible...I must still be wetdreaming....

 

[Irridium]

If I get drunk again, I can pretend your a woman!

 

[Fraught]

Nice beard!

Spoiler

 

[linwolf]

can I borrow the lightsaber

 

[AgDr_ODST]

what are you?

 

[Cherry Cola]

What is this, the fifth time I wake up beside you?

 

[AgDr_ODST]

play that funky music white boy

 

[Sevre]

Wheee! You again! I promise I'll be quick, I know you probably have school!

 

[EscapeGoat_v1legacy]

What did you do with my soft cushions, with all the stuffing at one end, you fiend?!
[sub]Ninja'd. Damnit[/sub]

Watch where you're waving that finger. You could put an eye out with that thing.

 

[hotacidbath]

Just stick to using the Orgazmorator.

 

[AgDr_ODST]

*while in the fetal position* CAN'T SLEEP CLOWNS WILL EAT ME, CAN'T SLEEP CLOWS WILL EAT ME

 

[SpaceSpork]

Oh, hai hooker-who-claims-she's-not-a-hooker.

 

[AgDr_ODST]

oh hello crazy mummy thing who has a chocolate fetish

 

[Zedzero]

-insert tiger woods fist pump-

 

[Captain Schpack]

Despite how disturbing that would be, I would probably hang it up on my wall by driving a naill through it. Therefore, killing it assuming it's alive.

 

[Code Monkey]

Hello, Xbox Avatar Sean Connery. What brings you here?

 

[AgDr_ODST]

little girl, your gonna get me arrested if you don't leave