If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

Sevre · Jan 16, 2010

A sparkly vampire unfortunately...

Smagmuck_ · Jan 16, 2010

I am no sparkly fagpire!
Sorry, I get steamed when someone calls me sparkly...

Rainboq · Jan 16, 2010

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm your blood tastes like tooth paste, since you sparkle....

Smagmuck_ · Jan 16, 2010

I don't fuckin' sparkle, and that's your blood.
I'm not a sparkly vampire!

bcponpcp27 · Jan 16, 2010

Even smileys aren't resistant to the new strain!? RUN!

Rainboq · Jan 16, 2010

By god, I impregnated a republican, Now th offspring will become president!?!?!

War Penguin · Jan 16, 2010

... We didn't... you know... did we?
Uh oh.
O.O"

Smagmuck_ · Jan 16, 2010

Whuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut?

Rainboq · Jan 16, 2010

You....... You....... I don't want to remember.....

Smagmuck_ · Jan 16, 2010

Get out!

Rainboq · Jan 16, 2010

Well this is my cave..... The rotting corpses are over there...........

Timberwolf0924 · Jan 16, 2010

sparklepire!

AgDr_ODST · Jan 16, 2010

furrrrryyyyyyy. kill it

Discord · Jan 16, 2010

*tears up*

I...

Thought..

You...

Liked....

My Kind?

Smagmuck_ · Jan 16, 2010

Blue fox!
*Squeeze hug*

AgDr_ODST · Jan 16, 2010

you I like. Its the one with the shades I can't stand

Timberwolf0924 · Jan 16, 2010

what about red fox?

Rainboq · Jan 16, 2010

its a fox..... with sunglasses.....

Timberwolf0924 · Jan 16, 2010

AgDr_ODST said:
you I like. Its the one with the shades I can't stand

I thought you loved me now :-(

But evil dragon tyranid looking thing.. woah

Katherine Kerensky · Jan 16, 2010

Yay! You're soooo cuuuuteeee!
I wanna take you home with me!
Hauuuuuu~
*Runs away with Timberwolf0924*