If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[Rainboq]

mmmmmmmm 2 for 1

 

[Smagmuck_]

That's it, I'm getting the BFG-9000...

 

[Rainboq]

too late, I ate it

 

[Rainboq]

hey there good looking

 

[bcponpcp27]

Well I've always wanted to be a vampire.....

 

[Rainboq]

I'm not a vampire!

 

[MiracleOfSound]

I don't remember your penis having teeth last night.

 

[bcponpcp27]

Alex Trebeck called you a vampire?

Um....demon?

 

[Rainboq]

........ final Jeopardy, guys which one of your organs I'm holding

 

[bcponpcp27]

My heart? Where did you find that!?

 

[Rainboq]

you mean this shriveled black thing?

 

[bcponpcp27]

Well it's been inside a chest (I just realized the super pun right there, forgive me) for a long time. And I hid that in a place no one would look, with a lock only I have the key to.

 

[Rainboq]

so many questions, and only one ghost busters reference

 

[Irridium]

Son of a *****...

 

[bcponpcp27]

I would start singing " GO NINJA GO NINJA GO NINJA GO!"

 

[Rainboq]

your flexible for an old.....whatever you are

 

[bcponpcp27]

The more I drink, the more hideous the people I wake up next to are.

 

[Rainboq]

the more i drink the more.......... well you get the idea

 

[bcponpcp27]

How did a sub dweller get in my house? GUARDS!

 

[Rainboq]

how did mister tenpenny get into my cave?