If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[I Stomp on Kittens]

I would slap him for eating my sandwich.

 

[Biosophilogical]

I'd say "That's not mayonaisse on my sandwich"[sub][small]It's actually cream[/small][/sub]

 

[Katherine Kerensky]

Oh wow. Now with 100% more sandwich chewing action! Wait...
That's my sandwich! This is my bed!
You're a Goat!
Nooooooo!

 

[dajuberjaber]

Shit!!

 

[Discord]

Whoa.

Whoa!!!

WHOA!!!!!!

Watch where you put that thing will ya?

 

[Fraught]

Hmm, you and me, we share more traits than our similar ears. *winks creepily*

 

[Sevre]

Not really, it's only the ears and the nose I guess. Damn furries.

 

[BENZOOKA]

Oh my. Not Again!

 

[Fraught]

Hey! No eating in...bed?

Why are we on the moon, with the words Clutch flying around?
Wait, the scenario behind you kind of reminds me of...an...album.

 

[Irridium]

Look, about the snow, it was just a joke!