If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[Katherine Kerensky]

Thankyou for protecting me from the vampire face!
Although I really did need those pills, they were prescribed to me after I smashed all the windows in a school with a baseball bat, and three male student's faces...

 

[SpaceSpork]

Yeah . . . Haha . . . I'm gonna go now . . .

 

[Smagmuck_]

Another corn monster!?

 

[Pimppeter2]

We would go to the supermarket.

 

[SpaceSpork]

Y'all fat.

 

[AgDr_ODST]

sanity is over rated thats why I unraveled this sleeping idiot and rewrapped him with fly paper covered in honey

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I use your head as a battering ram.

 

[Pimppeter2]

Double entendres ftw?

 

[bcponpcp27]

I would wonder how Mr. Moneybanks let himself go.

 

[SpaceSpork]

OH MY GOD A TALK SHOW HOST!!!

 

[GodofDisaster]

Oh my God it's a Shinigami, I mean Aaahha it's a Shinigami!!!

 

[bcponpcp27]

Why are you rowing in place...WWWHHHHHHYYYYY!?!?!?

 

[Discord]

I'll take, "WTF are you doing here?" for 1000 please.

 

[bcponpcp27]

Oh god, I had a craving for furrys last night didn't I? I knew that treatment didn't work.

 

[SpaceSpork]

Hai, Talk Show host.

 

[bcponpcp27]

When did the Michelin man get a trench coat?

 

[Discord]

You!!!!

AGAIN!!!!!!!!

 

[bcponpcp27]

Alex Trebek is stalking you.

 

[Pimppeter2]

I wanna be stalked!

 

[bcponpcp27]

That's some nice furniture you just got...MUHAHAHAHAHAA

Also, I thought I dumped you!