If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[CounterAttack]

Not if he thought with portals! =D

 

[AgDr_ODST]

I had the portal gun and I disabled it before he could use it to get back into the room

 

[SpaceSpork]

So, if you're neither a stripper nor a hooker, how do you get in my bed so often?

 

[Smagmuck_]

I want to know how you got in this dimension?!

 

[AgDr_ODST]

some scientist opened the portal to Xen and the combine(aka spacerpg) have come to enslave us. now be a dear and kill him for me smagmuck

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

That finger worries me...

 

[SpaceSpork]

Oh, hai purpl har!

 

[hem dazon 90]

owww

 

[Julianking93]

Yikes...I don't want to end up like Wikus, so could we keep this on the down low?

 

[skywalkerlion]

I'd get as far away as possible so I don't get arrested for being a pedophile.

..how the hell old is that thing anyway?! D:

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Wtf indeed.

 

[Julianking93]

Hello Ms Smexy....did you have fun last night?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Lolwut?

 

[bcponpcp27]

Shit, ANIME IS BACK IN MY ROOM! HELP NURSE! THEY'RE AFTER ME AGAIN! *gets sedated and thrown into padded cell*

 

[AgDr_ODST]

im not anime your safe with me

 

[bcponpcp27]

Phew, finally not surrounded by mysteriously cheery faces with unnatural hair and eyes. That is certainly good enough for me.

 

[CounterAttack]

It could be worse: Cooking Mama. Dear God, the eyes...

 

[bcponpcp27]

I can't tell if the cloak is a good thing....or a bad thing....

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Didn't you just have gay sex?