If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....
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Dragon this, mother-fragger.
*assumes true Seraphin form and equips Bloodstone Staff*
Which Fist of Wrath should I cast? The Metal version or the Sleaze version?
*assumes true Seraphin form and equips Bloodstone Staff*
Which Fist of Wrath should I cast? The Metal version or the Sleaze version?
I cast Fist of Wrath (Sleaze). A human hand materializes out of nowhere and... let's just say it hurts in ways you could never imagine. If we were playing Fedora, my D&D-esque game, you would take anywhere between 10000 to 50000 Sleaze damage. Are you elementally aligned in any way?
No. The pimp is immune to Sleaze Damage. Unless you want me to cast Unspeakable Horrors, a level 100 sleaze spell which bypasses resistances...
God, I sound like such a n3rd.
God, I sound like such a n3rd.
I'm changing spells, you're creeping me out.
I aim my Bloodstone Staff at you. Are you elementally aligned?
I aim my Bloodstone Staff at you. Are you elementally aligned?
I'm gonna pick one for you: you're sleazy.
Therefore it's time to give you the cold shoulder. -rimshot-
I cast Chill of the Arctic Night, encasing you in a block of ice from which there is no escape and dealing 100,000 cold damage due to my Scarf of Doubling. Doubled again to 200,000 because of Elemental Weakness.
Therefore it's time to give you the cold shoulder. -rimshot-
I cast Chill of the Arctic Night, encasing you in a block of ice from which there is no escape and dealing 100,000 cold damage due to my Scarf of Doubling. Doubled again to 200,000 because of Elemental Weakness.
I have no idea what VP is, so I am unaffected. Multi is now frozen solid, and I have defended ODST from his wrath. Quest complete. I gain a new intrinsic effect: Awesomesauce.
