If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[Sleekgiant]

You better

 

[CounterAttack]

You asked for it. Are you elementally aligned? Your options are Hot, Cold, Undead, Poison, Metal and Sound.

 

[Sleekgiant]

Poison so bring it

 

[A random person]

For that comment about not succumbing to anime and "eyes too big," I'll hit you with something no resistance can block.

Spoiler

 

[Sleekgiant]

Blocks with box set of inuyasha then laughs

 

[brtshstel]

That's the second time I woke up with a character related to my former arch enemy. I gotta lay off the blow...

 

[Zeromaeus]

@rmboike0624
...
-points gun-
Nothing personal kid, but I've got to take those emeralds now. Ooh, and those rings. Oh, and anything I find in the fridge.

@brtshstel

Why aren't I in any of these games!?

 

[Sleekgiant]

I woke up with something strange

 

[CounterAttack]

Ahahahaha. Bad choice. I cast Unspeakable Horrors. A horde of strippers, pedobears, frat orcs, greasy food trolls, regular trolls and things I don't want to describe rush you. Needless to say, the Sleaze damage is incredible. It bypasses your resistance, dealing full damage.
Damage is doubled because of my intrinsic Mages Guild effect, doubled again due to elemental weakness. Sleaze beats Poison, you die a horrible sleazy death.

 

[Sleekgiant]

you forgot I had my anti-sleaze card that gives me immunity to your sleaze damage. It also works wherever visa and mastercard are accepted

 

[Nouw]

Hi Tails, Guilty Spark! Bye Tails

 

[Zeromaeus]

I use bullets on everyone who has apparently broken into my place of living, because I refuse to believe I am anywhere else, while yelling incoherent things about your mother.

 

[Sleekgiant]

really needs to quit letting you in

 

[CounterAttack]

Okay. A pedobear grabs your card and eats it. nom nom nom. See ya, wouldn't wanna be ya.

 

[Lothae]

I return! Another chance to nuke y'all.

As for waking up next to Para's avvy - *shudders*.

 

[Zeromaeus]

Ya didn't kill me!

 

[Mookie_Magnus]

Hi Deadpool.

*handshake*

What did we do last night?

 

[Zeromaeus]

Wow. That nuke hit me harder than I thought. I could almost swear there was a pink thing shaking my hand in my bedroom.

 

[I Stomp on Kittens]

You're ugly...as hell.