If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[A random person]

Hellloooo hot chick!

 

[Rainboq]

Hello dead............ chick?

 

[A random person]

I'm not dead, but you will be when I'm done with you...in a good way, that is.
[small]Wow, my dirty talk is bizarre, isn't it?[/small]

 

[Rainboq]

Ok first things first, you see that white light in the almost pitch black Dungeon stare at it for a bit, are you looking at it? good

 

[omega_peaches]

*Cloaks*

 

[Rainboq]

I sense vibrations, and your phone is on vibrate, oh btw some one texted you *OM*

 

[omega_peaches]

That wasn't my phone...

 

[Julianking93]

I was wondering when...oh, sorry. Thought you were someone else.

 

[Rainboq]

Would you like a magic carpet ride little boy?

 

[Julianking93]

Gah!!! What the hell are you?!

Get back, foul beast!

 

[SpaceSpork]

LEGAL AGE!
*Sexes you*

 

[Rainboq]

your mouth is smaller, ergo, I eat you!

 

[Roxas1359]

How the heck do you even see? Do you even have eyes? If not then I can get you a seeing eye dog so you can GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!

 

[Kollega]

Oh, dude, that party was totally... wait.

Did i just have foursome with you guys? I must be still dreaming.

...

...

Holy shit.

 

[I Stomp on Kittens]

I like the weighted ones.

 

[I Stomp on Kittens]

Omg another double-post!
Yeah now it seems I had sex with myself, make all the jokes you want...harr harr

 

[Roxas1359]

Hello Kitty. Do you want some food in you bowl?

 

[I Stomp on Kittens]

No I want YOU in my bowl. *purrr*

 

[Kollega]

Oh look, a kitty on my pillow! I suppose i really am a cat person.

Be careful with what you wish for though, kitty.

 

[Rainboq]

mmmmmm lombax is so tasty