If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[Sevre]

Reminds me of the movie Teeth.

 

[Kollega]

Tough luck, toothy! By the way, i'm made of 100% quality Soviet steel!

 

[Roxas1359]

Soviet Steel! It's like regular steel only it's Soviet!
Well if you made of Soviet Steel I'm sure that you can pay your bill. Thank you for staying that the Fredrickson Inn. Even though you were suppose to stay in YOUR ROOM!

 

[Kollega]

Soviet steel is the best steel there is! At least it was, when they still made that brand of steel. And yes, i know i was supposed to stay in my room. But... i couldn't just resist your warmth, you cuddly little bastard =)

 

[Rainboq]

steel or not you taste good

 

[Kollega]

Remember that barrel you just ate? It's a bomb. Have fun with your newly-achieved indisgestion.

 

[SpaceSpork]

You frighten me.

 

[AgDr_ODST]

im here

 

[SpaceSpork]

Yes, yes . . .
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

 

[AgDr_ODST]

just put that mouth to good use or you get the hose again

 

[SpaceSpork]

You said you wouldn't sex me till next year.
But . . . *snicker* . . . YOU DID!

 

[Kollega]

How exactly a man of my visual specifications end up in bed with a beautiful photorealistic girl? Is that a conspiracy?

Oh wait, it's some Eldritch Abomination. Yes, it's apparently a conspiracy.

 

[SpaceSpork]

You're scarier than Rainboq!

 

[Time Travelling Toaster]

*phones ambulance and leaves*

 

[AgDr_ODST]

your not.

 

[Sevre]

Love the hair.

 

[brtshstel]

Well, do you wanna go fight the government again?

 

[AgDr_ODST]

Love the hair.

thank you. I like your pipe

 

[SpaceSpork]

SEGGSEH SEGGS!