If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[AgDr_ODST]

*Zing* vanishes and at reappears at NASA in a stolen space suit *Zong* grabs 30 oxygen tanks *Zoom* reappears on the moon

 

[Smagmuck_]

Yay! You're back!

 

[Smagmuck_]

*Facepalm*
I don't sparkle, I'm an old school vampire, leave me alone.

 

[Smagmuck_]

GIMMIE MAH SANVICH BACK!

 

[Smagmuck_]

Uh, yes?

 

[Smagmuck_]

Uh, I am a vampire... S2BU.

 

[I Stomp on Kittens]

No it SUCKS to be you!
Get it!! Har harr

 

[Sleekgiant]

oh no a kitten, I'm allergic to adorable

 

[Fraught]

"Honey..."
*turns around in bed*
"Woah shit! I'm...in the air. And I'm..closing in on somethi-WHA?! OH, GOD! You scared me, you darn cat!"
*uses the force to get his lightsaber and...stuff...happens*

I would wake up, my eyes wide open, and scream "NINJAAA!", or alternatively, "YOU WILL TEACH ME HOW TO BE...NINJAAA!", with a very Nigahiga voice.

 

[Discord]

Well Well Well...

We meet again. After last night it's obivous that I am the master.

 

[Sleekgiant]

Well I've woken up with worse

 

[brtshstel]

Was I stolen? I remember when the Yakuza staged a robbery to steal a bunch of us at one time back in 1990.

(I'm still waiting to wake up next to Timberwolf so I can flood the post with Star Fox references)

 

[Sleekgiant]

your going straight on the black market

 

[brtshstel]

your going straight on the black market

You wouldn't make much. There are plenty of me at this chain of used electronics shops in Japan called Hard Off. I'm really not that kind of illegal merchandise.

 

[Sleekgiant]

yes but you talk