If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[Julianking93]

@AgDr_ODST Fine then, maybe me and hailfire can make beautiful children instead.

 

[Banana Phone Man]

What did I get up to last night? Too much aquavit.

 

[Julianking93]

Aw aren't you cute.

 

[AgDr_ODST]

did I just fuck the grim reaper or did he screw me?

 

[Julianking93]

Did we just do it?

I'm cool with that.

Lets just lay here and cuddle.

 

[AgDr_ODST]

fortunate for my unviolated dariar we didn't I just held you cause you had a nightmare

 

[Julianking93]

I can live with that.

I just like to cuddle.

*begins to snuggle deeply with agdr*

 

[Banana Phone Man]

Was this the hell child my wife promised me?

 

[Acier]

Your eyes, they kinda terrify me

 

[Banana Phone Man]

I don't know. We seem to be a nice match.

 

[Irridium]

...

Am I going to die?

 

[Julianking93]

I'd protect you dancing ninja.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I just hope you did not keep that toy in bed with you.

 

[Banana Phone Man]

This guy isn't death he is a lich, but not an evil lich. He just doesn't care if people die. So he won't kill you but he won't shed man tears if you get ran over by a bus.

 

[Sassafrass]

...I am once again unsure whether to be unhappy or happy.

 

[Julianking93]

You must really like me huh?

 

[Banana Phone Man]

Happy? Yeah right!

 

[Julianking93]

Oops double post

 

[Banana Phone Man]

Well I did used to be a cute cuddly penguin. Now I'm a lich.

 

[Julianking93]

*shakes in fear. unable to speak due to shock*