If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I feel like a pedo now.

 

[Banana Phone Man]

I just want to be friends ;(

 

[Sassafrass]

...Sweet.
I guess it's sweet, anyways.

 

[Julianking93]

I knew you'd come around eventually

 

[Sleekgiant]

Feels creeped out

 

[AgDr_ODST]

don't be I'm here

 

[Code Monkey]

I'm here to. You have a roomy bed. We could probably fit like, six other people here.

...

IDEA!!!

 

[AgDr_ODST]

I like that idea. lets test try it out

 

[SpaceSpork]

HAHAHAHAHA YOU SEXED ME!

 

[AgDr_ODST]

yes I did.

 

[Sleekgiant]

Oh no you didn't

 

[Roxas1359]

I'm sorry sir but this is a non-smoking room. In fact this isn't even your room! At the
Fredrickson Inn you need to stay in YOUR OWN ROOM!

 

[Sleekgiant]

But I missed you so

 

[AgDr_ODST]

I was only lying to him stranger. please don't be mad

 

[Sleekgiant]

I couldn't be mad at you, your to awesome

 

[Mcupobob]

see your smoking was I that good?

 

[Roxas1359]

I don't remember purchasing you. Oh crap did I steal again? Stupid beer!

 

[Sleekgiant]

see your smoking was I that good?

Best label I've ever had

 

[Julianking93]

You mind putting out that cigarette?

I'm allergic.

 

[Sleekgiant]

*freaks out*
stop spinning