If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[Sleekgiant]

what you changing to

 

[the Tadman]

Oh god, did I just...? Did I just do it with a guy...?

 

[AgDr_ODST]

no you did it with another ninja.......ME

 

[Vrex360]

Ewwwww, a human woman!!!
Why that's practically bestiality given my races obvious superiority, which makes it all the wierder by how comfortable I am with this fact.

 

[Premonition]

So what would I do if a digital item suddenly lies next to me in bed? I'll give you a hint: The Godfather - Horse

 

[Irridium]

Last night... She. Was. The man...

*cries*

 

[Rainboq]

Well, your dodge move doesn't dodge shit

 

[AgDr_ODST]

how did you not crush me?

 

[Rainboq]

Wanna go on an adventure?

 

[Discord]

How did I end up in space.... again?

 

[Rainboq]

ADVENTURE HO!

 

[Fraught]

Pad Denture, whoa!

 

[Rainboq]

ADVENTURE, HO?

 

[Rainboq]

Adventure ho. *Twirls index finger in air*

 

[Lambi]

GAH! A giant whale! IN SPACE! Damn, I must have passed out last night...

 

[Rainboq]

I blame Neonbob for the nuclear whales in space

 

[Rainboq]

THAT'S NOT TRUE! THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!