If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[AgDr_ODST]

I just screwed Sega, so thier games should be good as apposed to sucking. Right?

 

[I Stomp on Kittens]

Yes a human!

 

[Roxas1359]

Kitty, Kitty, Kitty. *hugs* Does the kitty want food.

 

[Kollega]

Why do i end up in bed with you guys third time in this week? More importantly, is that a good luck or a bad luck? I just can't decide.

And come to think of it... is that even legal?

...

Ah, it dosen't matter. Ready to have another go at it?

 

[Dark Knifer]

Um... Who are you calling... *hears sirens* fuck...

 

[Kollega]

Man, after Ratchet and Clank perfectly normal humans - even SOAD - really seem like a step backwards.

 

[Dark Knifer]

Wouldn't SOAD be a better boast though?

 

[Kud]

uuh... why are there so many guys in my bed...?

better question, why are there guys in my bed.

 

[Optimus Hagrid]

Wait, are you male or female?

Eh, you're kinda cute anyway.

 

[Kollega]

Oh god, now i seriously should lay off spice. Like, right now.

 

[AgDr_ODST]

what are you?

 

[Optimus Hagrid]

Mmm, sandwich.

 

[AgDr_ODST]

your cute

 

[DuplicateValue]

Wait, you're a guy?
I though that was you in your avatar. Who's that then?

Get outta my bed until you explain yourself!

 

[Optimus Hagrid]

Is there anything you CAN'T do with those fingers?

 

[Dr. Paine]

I need to wash my sheets AGAIN?!

 

[AgDr_ODST]

Wait, you're a guy?
I though that was you in your avatar. Who's that then?

Get outta my bed until you explain yourself!

thats an actress from one of one of my favorite shows NCIS,

 

[Discord]

Ah....we meet again. I knew my "tail wag" attack would get ya!

 

[The Middleman]

I'd wonder if I had become an internet label competing with some sort of Bizarro Firefox, though I'm sure you get that a lot.