If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[Neonbob]

I'd check to see if you had another eye...and then leave quickly.
Very quickly.

And Welcome to the Escapist, Middleman.
I hope you find your stay here enjoyable.

 

[The Middleman]

I'd go "Sweet! Whales! Now I can ace every math exam I ever take!" (Crazy inside FunnyExams.com joke)

And thanks very much for the welcome.

 

[Optimus Hagrid]

Is that a hat, or more hair?

 

[Sleekgiant]

a blob, thats all

 

[AgDr_ODST]

my mysterious shadow man.......wohoo

 

[Sleekgiant]

my NCIS agent .....awesome

 

[The Middleman]

Is that a hat, or more hair?

It's a hat. A very awesome hat.

And I would hug the Joe Darke/Dick Tracy man beside me out of sheer epicness.

 

[Optimus Hagrid]

Well, it looks to me there's some blue hair, some black hair and some blonde hair

 

[Sleekgiant]

not the blob

 

[Optimus Hagrid]

Spoiler: y'know, this high-res version of my avatar may explain things, or most likely not

Now how would you feel waking up to this?

 

[Sleekgiant]

Spoiler: y'know, this high-res version of my avatar may explain things, or most likely not

Now how would you feel waking up to this?

accomplished

 

[Irridium]

So mysterious, very hot.

 

[The Middleman]

Well, it looks to me there's some blue hair, some black hair and some blonde hair

The blond isn't really hair, it's actually his outfit. He's the villain from the ever rare, ever not played Bomberman 64 2.

Also, I'm pretty sure that Irridium knows what I think of his avatar.

 

[Sleekgiant]

I've had better

 

[DuplicateValue]

Lies!

 

[Sleekgiant]

How would you know

 

[AgDr_ODST]

U (sleekgiant, not the guy below me unless its you) had me with case of redbull and a bottle of honey and I was goooooooooooooood, you know you loved it

 

[The Middleman]

-looks- wait, I scored Ziva? AWESOME.

 

[Sleekgiant]

I still got honey and redbull, up for another round AgDR

 

[AgDr_ODST]

always