If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[Sleekgiant]

that's always good*cracks open can of Red Bull*

 

[brtshstel]

hey look! that guy used to bootleg me!

 

[AgDr_ODST]

are you Redstripes brother

 

[SpaceSpork]

Yeees, come to papa . . .

 

[AgDr_ODST]

Your not my sugar shadow sleekgiant is, your just a mouth and sharp teeth

 

[SpaceSpork]

Yeah, but I'm your artificial sweetener!

 

[Irridium]

Why do I taste dead hooker?

 

[Fraught]

Why do I taste burned dancer?

 

[Neonbob]

I'd have to go to the hospital for hypothermia.

 

[Lambi]

I'd be dead.

 

[AgDr_ODST]

I'd be happy

 

[Sleekgiant]

I'd be satisfied

 

[Discord]

I'd more than likely be dead

 

[Sleekgiant]

I'd watch more unskippable

 

[AgDr_ODST]

I'd sit down and watch it w/ you

 

[Discord]

I'd be in heaven

 

[Lambi]

I'd be a furry. AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Katherine Kerensky]

Lambiiiii! I haven't seen you in here in ages!
And by 'in here', I mean waking up next to you!

 

[Lambi]

Didn't you mean, in your *beep*?
Also: *Tackle-hug, then *beep**

 

[Sleekgiant]

I would wonder why you left the asylum