If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[Sleekgiant]

Nice hat

 

[AgDr_ODST]

nice "gun" try shooting me with it.

 

[Sleekgiant]

What's that smell, oh your finger

 

[AgDr_ODST]

@Jarsteen: WTF you wierdo
OT: want me to cut his finger off

 

[Sleekgiant]

yes please

 

[Penguins4Freedom]

Honey, please don't smoke in bed. Yknow it gets the smell in the fabric.

 

[Code Monkey]

Sooner or later, everyone has to make love to a penguin. Absolutely no exceptions. I'm glad I got mine out of the way.

 

[AgDr_ODST]

and everyone has to try risking it with jailbait. glad mine is out of the way

 

[Irridium]

And everyone has to sleep with a hooker. Glad mines out of the way.

 

[Penguins4Freedom]

God sake, darling, you dont have to wear the costume after the sex.

 

[Code Monkey]

So... Should I make you breakfast, or do I just regurgitate mine for you?

 

[CounterAttack]

Gah! Where have all the awesome people gone?

 

[Penguins4Freedom]

Darling, it wasnt that bad was it?

 

[Roxas1359]

Question, How did a penguin get into my bed? Well time to take it back to the zoo before I get in more trouble.

 

[Penguins4Freedom]

I thought we said no pets in bed. Gadgetry, on the other hand....

 

[Roxas1359]

Out! Go back to the zoo now. Why does this remind me of an old Mickey Mouse cartoon?

 

[Code Monkey]

Never saw James Bond using any of the stuff in your third drawer....

 

[Roxas1359]

Oi! Stay out of my weapo... I mean sock drawer. Now I need to sleep so please leave.

 

[Penguins4Freedom]

Cmon darling, why dont you just p-p-p-pick up a penguin?