If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[Code Monkey]

Because it might peck my face off...

 

[AgDr_ODST]

@Irridium: I am not a hooker Im an assassin. and u just got yourself put on a list for that comment
OT: Code Monkey your back

 

[Discord]

I'd be pretty happy......as always!

 

[Roxas1359]

Oh, your a pretty looking fox. You can stay if you help keep Sleekgiant out.

 

[Code Monkey]

Wait, are you a robot or an animal? I need to know what to tell the cops.

 

[Roxas1359]

Either way the cops will think you're insane when you file a report to them. Now leave, I need to sleep.

 

[Penguins4Freedom]

Please don't tell the cops. You swore you were 18!

 

[Roxas1359]

Hey! I said nothing! Your going to go to jail for quite sometime.

 

[Sleekgiant]

*slaps Maxieon on the ass*

 

[CounterAttack]

Blech. I drank heaps too much.

 

[Roxas1359]

Speak for yourself, I feel fine and I'm happy.

 

[Sleekgiant]

I'm back to stalk you

 

[Zeromaeus]

Another assassin?
-stab-

 

[Sleekgiant]

eh no I stab you, then steal your wallet

 

[CounterAttack]

I'm drunk. What's your excuse?

 

[Roxas1359]

An assassin! Why are you here?

 

[Zeromaeus]

Too many assassins!
-pulls grenades-
ahahahahaahahahahahaah

 

[Sleekgiant]

DIE ninja

 

[Neonbob]

I'd try to find the light switch that would turn the damn color back on.

 

[AgDr_ODST]

how am I screwing flying whales