If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[CounterAttack]

Fair point. Full Retreat! *jumps straight up and flies away*

 

[Sleekgiant]

Wait you didn't hear what I was gonna do with my fist

 

[CounterAttack]

I don't care. Full Retreat. Works every time. =D

 

[Sleekgiant]

Not if I super jump and follow you

 

[Dark Knifer]

Someone bought me a master chief plush toy with a tail and ears?

 

[Sleekgiant]

So System of a Down gets down with VG cats,kinky

 

[AgDr_ODST]

@ODST: Have you been studying Bizarre Science recently? I should punish you.

WTF is bizarre science and why would u punish me for it?
OT: keep the angry hooded man woman way from me spartan cat!!!

 

[Sleekgiant]

Don't worry I'll karate chop her into the next thread

 

[SpaceSpork]

Ah god, another Halo fanboy.

 

[CounterAttack]

Blech. Last time I go to Cthulhu's place for drinks.

 

[CounterAttack]

Curse my Internet connection and its forcing me to double-post.
...
Well, hello, good-looking.

 

[alm96]

That was one crazy night. Probably with roleplaying, huh.

 

[Kud]

What the hell did I just sleep with?!

 

[nekocat]

I'll run and cry.

 

[Lord Krunk]

Look left, look right...

"Gotta lay off the Sake."

 

[Irridium]

Look, you won't win me over by ripping my heart out Indiana Jones style with a rose in your mouth.

I need dinner and a movie first.

And clean yourself up man!

 

[Lambi]

Will. You. Stop. Eating. In. Bed. For ONE MINUTE?!

 

[Sleekgiant]

Um, well so yeah

 

[Lambi]

*sigh*
She's 18, if you were wondering...