If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[Katherine Kerensky]

Trying to sleep? It doesn't look like it.
If you are trying to sleep, why are you jumping on the bed?
My bed. The one you are damaging by jumping on!

 

[Dark Knifer]

What are you lauaghing at... I don't see, oh wait, ahahahaha...

 

[Vrex360]

Sigh, I'm in bed with like a hundred humans.
If the Covenant Council could see me now.....

*bows head in shame*

 

[Katherine Kerensky]

Oh, don't be ashamed, my little Elite, I'll comfort you...
I hate to see anyone cry, including split-chins...

 

[Vrex360]

Thank you for your compassion.

[sub]Laugh it up while you can, human... soon your end will come[/sub]

 

[Kud]

*opens eyes and see's you standing over me and staring with that creepy look*

Oh dear lord...

 

[Katherine Kerensky]

Don't be afraid, cute one! I will protect you. and hug you.
and take you home with me...
Haauuuuu~

 

[Irridium]

hahaha?

Well you seem sexy, so I'm happy.

 

[brtshstel]

We are two ninjas on the same assignment to kill a warlord. There is nothing homoerotic about it, we were just resting up for our attack the next day.

 

[AgDr_ODST]

me makes three

 

[brtshstel]

did you bring the cyanide? and the gunpowder? We need a diversion because he has too many bodyguards

 

[Sassafrass]

...Right then. Um...
Don't chop my hand off?

 

[AgDr_ODST]

you can keep your hand if you keep knocking out doctor Kelso

 

[Sleekgiant]

Oh boy a Scrubs fan

 

[EpicPanda]

Stop jumping on the bed! I'm trying to sleep!

><;;

 

[Sassafrass]

When did you turn into a bunch of words?!
I'll take that pain however...

 

[Sleekgiant]

Well as long as you punch Kelso I'm happy

 

[Discord]

You again?!

Damn it quit hogging that armor and stop jumping on the bed I got enough of that last night.

 

[Timberwolf0924]

wow... I should post that video we made online..