If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[CounterAttack]

Oh, Hail Fire... You're amazing... *continues making out*

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

As are you.

 

[CounterAttack]

Do you want to take it one step further? *irresistible smile*

 

[SpaceSpork]

Haha! This is way better than that internet porn!

 

[Kud]

[sup]Spacer, you just ruined the moment[/sup]

 

[CounterAttack]

Yeah, Spacer. Freakin' buzzkill.

 

[Roxas1359]

Crap. Now I'm definitely going to jail aren't I? I knew I shouldn't have let miners get their own rooms.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Yeah... we need to set it up all over again...

 

[CounterAttack]

I vote we change our hotel room next time, Hail Fire.

In the meantime... *kisses*

 

[SpaceSpork]

[sub]Fine, I'll be quiet.
Geez, you guys get turned off so easy . . .[/sub]

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I second that. *wraps arms around neck*
Edit: and so he struck again...

 

[CounterAttack]

Indeed. I don't think he could fit in the closet with us, though... *leads Hail Fire to the closet*

 

[SpaceSpork]

Ha! I have X-Ray vision!
Mmm, that's hawt.

 

[Kud]

*watches through small hole in closet*

 

[CounterAttack]

That's it. AshPox and Spacerpg, you're both uninvited.

 

[Kud]

*tears up* Fine then! *runs out crying*

 

[Vrex360]

AAAAAAH GET AWAY FROM ME!!!!

God where are all the mature aged avatars around here?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Me and Counter are going over there.
nice seeing you, Vrex, but... don't active camo into the broom closet...

 

[SpaceSpork]

*Watches Hail and Counter secretly*

 

[CounterAttack]

@Hail Fire: Mmm, yes, I like how you think. *wink*
@Vrex: How old do you think I look?