If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[Balaxe]

"Hey, I did it with a human this time"
*Takes off hood*
"What are you?!"
*Puts back on hood*
"I'm going to just leave now"

 

[Dark Knifer]

Holy shit! There are monsters and explosions in my bed! Run away!

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Woah...System of a down...? Fuck yes!

 

[CounterAttack]

Hey, Vaude. You're more than welcome to join me and Hail Fire in our closet.
It'll be a tight fit, though. I think it was built for two people.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Oh don't worry, I don't want to intrude. Although...there was never much wrong with having a closed space like that...

 

[CounterAttack]

There's never anything wrong with people in a closet. Now come and join us.

 

[Kud]

Never fear lads! I am back!

 

[Lambi]

...
Konata's cousin and Konata...
This is weird...

 

[CounterAttack]

Okay, somehow I don't think everyone's going to fit in here... Hey, Konata. How's it going?

 

[Kud]

@CA - You.... I don't like you...

@Lambi - *looks at Konata* Well, this is awkward...

 

[Lambi]

...
Yes. Yes it is.

 

[CounterAttack]

@AshPox: It was just because I wanted some private time with Hail Fire. I'm sorry, but you'll understand when you're older.

@Lambi: How would you like some private time with me?

 

[Lambi]

That would be nice. Got any place in mind?

 

[CounterAttack]

Well, there's lots of places. Under the kitchen table, in the bathroom, the closet...

 

[Lambi]

Can't we just stay in bed?~

 

[CounterAttack]

Fair enough. *dives onto bed* Come here, you. *beckons*

 

[Lambi]

Ooh. Just don't be too rrrrrough with me.

 

[CounterAttack]

Don't worry, I'll be gentle.
*gets on top of Konata and -CENSORED-*

 

[Lambi]

Oh, CA!~

 

[KiruTheMant]

STOP F***ING ON MY DOORSTEP!