If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[WafflesandBacon]

*Shoots Sleek* Dont C-Block me Sleek!

 

[Timberwolf0924]

*blinks* man.. you're head is huge.. I mean.. huger than huge.. it's like.. planet size.. you're head has it's own gravitational pull.. thats how big it is.. that hat isn't a 10 gallon hat.. it's a 50 gallon hat.. I bet you're neck is always hurtin'.. man thats a big head..

 

[WafflesandBacon]

I GET IT! I HAVE A FREAKIN' BIG HEAD!

 

[Sleekgiant]

*Still laughing at what timberwolf said*

 

[Timberwolf0924]

it's the size of the rest of your body.. you could be an endboss for Metrid Prime if you were giant..

 

[DuplicateValue]

Oh eww, where'd my standards go? D:

 

[Sleekgiant]

Oh no, emonime

 

[Timberwolf0924]

why are you still teabagging me.. I get it.. you melee'd me from behind.. *wink wink*

 

[Kud]

Eww gross! what are you?!?!

You look kinda like a tentacle cat thingy.

 

[DuplicateValue]

So.........this isn't good. I'm totally gonna get arrested for this...

 

[Timberwolf0924]

I'm Turian.. I'm an alien.. but not tentacle.. and why do you keep moving like that.. it's annoying..

 

[Sleekgiant]

So can I call female Shepard and we'll have a threeway

 

[Timberwolf0924]

well.. she enjoys the turian mating rituals.. hopefully you will too...

 

[I Stomp on Kittens]

You're not Miranda...

 

[Sleekgiant]

I do a lot of things while your sleeping

 

[Irridium]

omnomnomnom

 

[Sleekgiant]

Well I must have put you in a good mood

 

[Lambi]

OI! This bed ain't cheap, you know. Stop jumping on it or I'll throw you out my window.

 

[Lambi]

She's 18...