If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[Sassafrass]

I'm not a jealous man but...I'm jealous. *Goes and pouts in a corner*

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Oh Sas? Time we had a 'talk'. *grabs hand*

 

[Roxas1359]

Is it about the birds and the bees? I can demonstrate how babies are made.

 

[Smagmuck_]

Me too! But it'll have to involve Vaudess!

 

[Sassafrass]

No, this is a private 'talk', got that? *Kicks door shut*

 

[Roxas1359]

But that is my room! And it's my Inn!

 

[Insanum]

Holy Crap, Its Za..*punched in the face*

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

It's a important talk...We'll be about an hour.*closes curtains*

 

[Roxas1359]

*one hour later*
Time's up. Let me in!

 

[Sassafrass]

Maybe longer, actually Max. Don't want up.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

*Jumps into arms* Adventurous, are we?

 

[Roxas1359]

Adventure!*jumps onto Vaude and Sas*

 

[Sassafrass]

@Vee: Well, you could say that...I'd prefer 'stamina training'.
@Max: And hey! Maybe a bit later...

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

*Lingerie*

 

[Sassafrass]

*Jaw hits floor. I pick Vee up and run into bedroom, closing door*

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

*giggles and kisses*
...Somehow I knew that would be the perfect prompt.

 

[Sassafrass]

Well, you know me. I'm easily prompted.

 

[Sleekgiant]

And I'm just plain easy

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Yeah, by lace and corsets...*giggles*

 

[Sleekgiant]

Oh no now I'm confused, brain to tired to process simple thoughts